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April 27, 2006 - 2:02am — matt (not verified)

We will know that we've won the War on Terror once we've begun naming sports teams after terrorists groups.

The Columbus Hamas
The Knoxville Al Qaida
The Cody Hezbollah
The Sacramento Mujahedin
The Birmingham Shining Path
The Portland Al Fatah
etc.

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January 15, 2004 - 12:38am — matt (not verified)

Some terrorist groups are getting increasingly sophisticated in the use of technology.

The CIA wants to get position sensors inside the terrorist camps, and since much of the computer technology used in the Middle East comes from the U.S. or its allies a plan is formulated to have an American agent pose as an exporter willing to sell computers, satellite phones, etc. to nations where there are currently sanctions.

Unknown to the terrorists the equipment actually has GPS beacons that relay their position back to the U.S.

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